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a joke | what does jenny shipyly and the mangaere oxidation ponds have in common?? they are both full of shit!!! a joke song Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Them she stumbled on a cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds, And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!", And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop for pick". So he went onto all fours, And said "I aint licking that", "Not there, that is my ass-hole, You DOPEY litte brat!!!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?", Snow White said "don't be BASHFUL, unless your a fuckin queer". So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gave out a big "Heigh-Ho", As she rode upon his tool. Now one dwarf wasn't smiling. Cause he didnt have a sniff, And due to his impatience, he couldnt raise a stiff. "Relax you GRUMPY bastard", So he did as he was told, but as soon as he was hard enough, He shot his fuckin load. The next dwarf got a blow-job, And she took him quite easy, But she just avoided brain damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY. With 3 dwarfs left, She turned and said, "You're next, I want your knob!", But not sooner had he entered her, And he was sleeping on the job. "Wake up you SLEEPY bastard", She wanted more from him. And he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim. The next dwarf rammed his up her, and shagged that fanny raw, A dazed Snow White then whimpered. "That should be againts the law" He made poor snow white tremble, He was so big and thick, No wonder your so HAPPY, with that fucking great big prick. With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore, She said "You'll have to use your tongue, My twat can't take no more!!!", And so he put his tongue to work, where others had placed there cocks, And 'cos he made Snow White feel better, She named the last dwarf DOC. Now Snow White couldnt do much, With all that spadge inside her quim, So she grabbed a cup, and squatted, And filled it to the brim. So there's the truth about the dwarfs, And how they got there names, By satisfying Miss Snow White, And joining in her games. There's one more thing you should know, And thats - What happend to that cup, Well think of what your drinking, When you next buy 7-Up!!! �
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